February 2012
i have to leave for work in fifteen minutes, why...
why didn’t i fall asleep until just after five in the morning?
why did the chicken cross the road?
MY DAD REMEMBERS PSYDUCK
I
AM
SO
PROUD
OF
MY
FATHER
I
HAVE
TRAINED
HIM
WELL
2 tags
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i'm older than you
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
things i will do the day i quit culver's
pierce my nose
get my nails done
dip dye my hair
tell off steve
steal some cheese curds
sometimes people tell me about their self-diagnosed ocd
and i get really upset
seriously like let me know when you have an anxiety attack because todoist.com started running your life and you strayed from the schedule for five minutes hehehehehe FUCK YOU
in other news it’s almost two in the morning and here are two really harrowing questions
why am i awake
why am i sober
remember...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
apparently on livi's tour at robert morris she met...
she was really elitist and told livi she’d known the band for two years.
livi asked if she knew the format or steel train and she gave her a dirty look and said ‘i only know nate’
THIS
IS
WHY
I
CAN’T
ANYTHING
lliampayne:
idk my feelings about my weight fluctuate like one day ill freak out and then the next day i’ll eat 10 cheeseburgers and not care
3 tags
freedfromhatred asked: are you self injuring again?
oh my god this facebook drama that is the entire...
idgi so whatever, michael doesn’t want to see religious posts on his facebook. neither do i. he never badmouthed the religion and he never said he didn’t respect it either. everyone’s making this a bigger deal than it is
besides if it wasn’t for him my facebook status would be a lot more quality okay
p4d4m00se:
fun. makes me feel like the world is okay